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[personal profile] killersong
call me

Hey, it's Dinah. Leave a message and I'll get back to you

text | un: destructogirl

Date: 2023-01-26 01:49 am (UTC)
proactive_with_pep: s4 | jde (pic#15828298)
From: [personal profile] proactive_with_pep
i know this comes later than it should and for that i'm sorry
i just wanted to give you time
and now that i so very clearly pointed out i have, i wanna ask
are you okay?

which i know is a dumb question
because i know how hard it sucks and hurts when you lose someone you love

text | un: bigred

Date: 2023-02-08 05:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redrighthanded
[ A digital invite arrives! It's a photo of a very nice looking butt wearing lacy red lingerie, pulled up to show off a tattoo of a red heart with devil horns and a spade-tipped tail. Some might recognise said butt and tattoo as belonging to Harley Quinn.

Underneath, in flowy font, is written:
]

PLEASE COME TO OUR
TOTALLY ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S ORGY!

FRIENDS AND COMPANIONS AND +1'S WELCOME
BYOT (BRING YOUR OWN TOYS)
AT THE WAREHOUSE, VALENTINE'S WEEKEND (ALL WEEKEND!!)

~ LOVE AND KISSES,
HARLEY & HELLBOY ~
XOXOXOXOX

text | un: alexandrite

Date: 2023-02-10 12:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] handleyourshit
[A picture of the notarized copy of the last page of their signed contract. It's official.]

How do you feel about massages?

ATTN: DINAH LANCE

Date: 2023-04-03 02:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] duplicitymods

DUPLICITY CITATION No. 18851
Violation: Seditious Speech
Fine: 3 days People Zoo
Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

text; un: брз << fwd; un: castiel

Date: 2023-08-27 09:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] gola
YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

( ) ) *
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/(_))\ ((_)\ )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_)
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/ __| __\ \/ / | _ )/ _ \| \/ || _ )
\__ \ _| > < | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \
|___/___/_/\_\ |___/\___/|_| |_||___/

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

*** NO BOMBING BACK


[He just forwarded this from Castiel to eight random people, blame the angel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

text | un: destructogirl

Date: 2023-10-13 01:23 am (UTC)
proactive_with_pep: s4 | tsd (pic#15828299)
From: [personal profile] proactive_with_pep
i know what i'm about to ask comes completely out of left field but
when's your birthday?
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