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[killersong]

Hey, it's Dinah. Leave a message and I'll get back to you

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[gola]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

*** NO BOMBING BACK
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[He just forwarded this from Castiel to eight random people, blame the angel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[killersong]

... do I even know you? ;p

[gola]

No. I do not think so.
I may know your sister?

[Lance is probably a common surname, though.]

It does not matter.
I am sending chain letters for my good friend, Castiel.
You can ignore it.

I am Pietro Maximoff, manager of Stark Naked.
We are growing company, so I will take this opportunity to send you valuable coupon.
Stop by and get yourself some nice high quality toys, yes?
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[killersong]

sara? shes not my sister.
well kinda? I guess?Is she my sister?

you've heard of this multi-universe shit, right? my world? there's no Sara. And my voice - it sounds dumb but like - my voice is supersonic? Her world? She has a sister called Dinah, She said she uses some sort of device to get her Cry. IDK. Mine just... comes. She's cool though.

gee thanks for the coupon. I kinda need a job to get some money for toys but definitely definitely when ive got my shit together. Thanks, Pietro.

[gola]

Multi-verse shit. Is very confusing, but I am familiar.
I did not know about this Cry power at all.
I have not known Sara long.

You are maybe in luck.
I am hiring too. If you want to sell high tech dildos.